Doctor Strange and the Multiverse of Madness: How a Badly Timed Bathroom Break Resulted in a Backwards Journey Through Pizza Poppa’s Story

SPOILERS for Doctor Strange and the Multiverse of Madness follow! You’ve been warned!! There I am, it’s opening weekend of the new Sam Raimi Marvel movie and I’m seated ready for the movie. After a (punishing) amount of previews, the movie finally starts. Minutes into the movie my body betrays me, and I can tellContinue reading “Doctor Strange and the Multiverse of Madness: How a Badly Timed Bathroom Break Resulted in a Backwards Journey Through Pizza Poppa’s Story”

Everything Everywhere All at Once Review

In 2016, I walked out of Swiss Army Man with an odd but profound sense of optimism. Fueled by a 15-year loyalty to Daniel Radcliffe and a desire to see what the “farting boner corpse” movie was all about, I bought a single ticket to see an early NYC screening and sat near the frontContinue reading “Everything Everywhere All at Once Review”

Top Ten Horror Movies of 2021

I made my way back to the theaters this year after over a year away, and there were a bunch of incredible horror movies waiting for me! There’s truly nothing like seeing a horror movie in a dark theater with no distractions and a good audience. While I didn’t see all of these movies inContinue reading “Top Ten Horror Movies of 2021”

The Babysitter: Killer Queen – Movie 5 in 31 Days of Horror

Thanks, I hate it. I enjoyed the The Babysitter when it came out. Watching that movie, I felt like “wow, I would definitely give my soul for Samara Weaving’s Bee.” She was funny, she was charming, she was cool. This movie…was none of those things. I watched the original with my sister, so we syncedContinue reading “The Babysitter: Killer Queen – Movie 5 in 31 Days of Horror”

Flamin’ Hot Cheetos Bag O’ Bones – A Spooky Treat that Burned my Insides

Did Flamin’ Hot Cheetos get hotter or did I just get older? Anyways, I couldn’t resist the Halloween-themed shapes so I absolutely used this as an excuse to buy Cheetos. Ah, they look like normal Cheetos on the bag. A nice orange color. But inside?? That is some toxic-looking shit, and it was definitely hot.Continue reading “Flamin’ Hot Cheetos Bag O’ Bones – A Spooky Treat that Burned my Insides”

An American Werewolf in London – Movie 4 in 31 Days of Horror

Man do I love this movie. There’s not much I can say that hasn’t already been said, so let’s just take a look at the Academy Award-winning practical effects and gush over them! Spoilers follow. The werewolf attack at the beginning is already good and bloody, setting the stage for what’s to come. I alwaysContinue reading “An American Werewolf in London – Movie 4 in 31 Days of Horror”

Vampyr (1932) – Movie 3 in 31 Days of Horror

All atmosphere and moody lighting, Vampyr is a different sort of vampire movie. Less of the monster-movie vibe of a Universal horror, and with more of an emphasis on the gothic setting and horror. I watched Criterion’s restoration of this, which is an “HD digital transfer of the original German-language version of the film fromContinue reading “Vampyr (1932) – Movie 3 in 31 Days of Horror”

I Made Pumpkin Spice Waffles in a Pumpkin Waffle Maker & it was Only October 3rd

Yeah, I typed “pumpkin spice” into Amazon and I don’t regret it. I picked up this pumpkin spice pancake mix and it was delicious! Had a nice touch of ginger flavor to the pumpkin spice. But even better than the pancake mix was the mini waffle maker in the recommended section. It’s orange and makesContinue reading “I Made Pumpkin Spice Waffles in a Pumpkin Waffle Maker & it was Only October 3rd”